egregiously slanderous slander

In a fit of anxiety regarding a certain someone's entry into the public school system, I managed to slander teachers, white people, the partially educated, and the entire general population of the state we live in (which is of course coterminous with "white people") in a single phrase, which I won't repeat here.  Although I regret having voiced this stunning piece of negativity out loud and in public, I stubbornly continue to rue the day that my precious daughter was integrated into the mandatory, State-run ideological indoctrination factory known as "kindergarten."  (What, the kids are fucking plants?  And what's with the German?)