i told d.k. (a professor) today that c.s. (another professor) only makes $45,000 a year. while it's true, i should have just shut up (fuck you bitch).
my friend c.h. has a beautifully articulate child. who happens to mix her l's for y's. i found this out when it was raining and she said she was scared of the "yightning". i thought it was so funny i made her say it three times without correcting her. i don't think you should mock four year old children.
Well after I hit the publish button, I will have officially lost my blog cherry.
* Ahahahaha. I popped your cherry! -babibi
my housemate larry, i thought, was a racist. but it turns out he's just ignorant. he gave me a hug the other night before going to bed. then i had a conversation in the kitchen this morning where he said, "from now on, no more eat dog jokes. sometimes me (making motion of drinking a bottle) ... say stupid things." i said to him, "that's okay larry but i speak english you know, i understand you perfectly." then he said, "me work... many mexicans (putting his hand down waist high indicating their height) they no speak english..." pretty soon, i think i'll get larry to speak in full sentences to me.
* I take it all back. Larry's still a racist. And he asked me to kiss him. Do all guys think that you'll take your panties off if they tell you you're a beautiful woman? Been there heard that... snap!
ok. this is a retroactive log to get things started. though i may not have called e. fat and droopy, i did turn and say to h. "when we get married let's make a pact not to let ourselves go." this was probably a mean thing to say. especially after h. told e. i said it. fuck you bitch. oh, i meant shut up.